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Birds of Valhalla

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You Mead at a Tavern Dungeons and Dragons Soap

Regular price $20.00 USD
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A Creation Made by Arcane Therapy! Scented in Tobacco flower, raw honey, apple, oud, and tonka. Adorned with a d20!

 Dnd dice 

 

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I smell like an oak barrel and swords and I love it

AYE IT'S TIME FOR THE TAVERN! I put on this soap and I can feel my strength increasing with the weight of 1000 drunk viking at my back. I shower with this soap and I feel the sun setting across the ocean as my tavernmates prepare for a long, hard night of drinking. I am never alone in the shower because when I apply this soap, my tavern friends are instantaneously at my side, retelling their victory battles and ordering more rounds of ale.

If you want a shower experience like this, buy this soap. 10/10 recommend.

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I smell like an oak barrel and swords and I love it

AYE IT'S TIME FOR THE TAVERN! I put on this soap and I can feel my strength increasing with the weight of 1000 drunk viking at my back. I shower with this soap and I feel the sun setting across the ocean as my tavernmates prepare for a long, hard night of drinking. I am never alone in the shower because when I apply this soap, my tavern friends are instantaneously at my side, retelling their victory battles and ordering more rounds of ale.

If you want a shower experience like this, buy this soap. 10/10 recommend.