the final boss of soap

Valhalla - Where Legends Cleanse and Renew

Our Best Sellers

And now, some pretty ⚡METAL⚡ stuff

2024 Collectible 'Fehu' edition

NEW Variety 12-Pack

This new version of our BEST-SELLING VARIETY PACK is METAL AF. It's embossed with the Birds of Valhalla logo, and adorned with beautiful art done by our CEO and another artist.

Check it out!🤘🏽

brand new, heavy-duty solid cologne compact

Refillable Metal Compact

Our solid cologne sliders are great as they are. But there's a new beefy monster on the menu. This thing is HEAVY, REFILLABLE, and yes, that is our logo engraved on the front. Now that's METAL.

Upgrade your pocket! 🎸
Total Anarchy Carrot Turmeric Honey Soap, Birds of Valhalla, , Birds of Valhalla

this one is figuratively metal

TOTAL ANARCHY!

The soap has a bunny with the anarchy symbol on it. And it smells like honey and orange peel. Does it get more METAL than that?!

Wabbit season! 🐰
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