( Pre-Order )🌲 Shower Me Timber

Made on April 9, 2026 and will take 4-5 weeks to cure.

⚠️ Please note: Pre‑orders are not shipped separately. If your order includes a pre‑order soap, the entire order will ship together once the pre‑order soap has finished curing and is ready to send. ⚠️ 

Shower Me Timber kicks the door open Chuck Norris–style, like a pine tree with opinions and zero patience. The sugar pine hits sharp and bright, fresh enough to make your shower feel like a forest just slapped you awake.

Then the patchouli settles in warm and earthy, grounding everything with that “I’ve got my life together” energy you only pretend to have. No exfoliates just smooth lather!

It’s bold. It’s woodsy. It’s charmingly chaotic.

A bar for anyone who wants their shower to feel like nature just roundhouse‑kicked them into cleanliness.